• Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
• Harry Potter: bu-
• Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
• Harry Potter: uh-
• Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
• Harry Potter: excuse me-
• Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE

"I'm bored, I'm gonna research some of my favorite cartoons real quick"

• Regular Show: oh, we're actually about a few guys who got bored at work and did some LSD
• Adventure Time: this show actually takes place in a post apocoliptic era, and Finn is the only human left.
• Me: oh...well....I guess th-
• Rugrats: Oh and all of the babies are actually dead. They're a figment of Angelica's imagination. Chuckie died with his mom, Phil and Lil are a stillborn, and Tommy is dead and that's why Stu's inventions for his dead child don't work.
• Timmy Turner: actually my fairies don't exist either. My parents ignore me and Vicky beats me so I pretend my goldfish are magic to get away from it all.
• Spongebob: each on of us is based off of the 7 deadly sins
• Me: right......in the chilhood....

• PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
• ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
• PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
• ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
• random blogger reading this: what
• me: OTP